Sex Doll Factory For Blackburn?

Blackburn could be selected as the manufacturing base for producing sex dolls, making it become part of the growing adult entertainment industry.

This follows news that some people are prepared to pay more than £10k for one of these prototype models. Now a local surgical appliance factory is trying to win a contract to produce ‘Iris’ the female adult doll.  Her name pays homage to when this town had its own glass eye factory.  This came about due to high numbers of accidents in cotton mills, particularly in Blackburn.  It was founded by a retired teacher.  He found it a way of gaining pupils in more ways than one.

The boss of a local surgical appliance factory said an idea came to him when he walked around his factory store rooms and found loads of spare prosthetic body parts.  This gave him an idea where he could put together these spare parts to create his own prototype adult doll.

Our manager wished to remain anonymous due to the sensitivity of this controversial subject and ongoing negotiations with third parties.  But he was prepared to discuss practicalities in some detail.

“It used to embarrass me when I tried to pull a bird and she asked me what I did for a living. Telling her I made false body parts didn’t quite go down as well as saying I was a test pilot or played for Rovers.

“Some of these girls used to ask me if it was just false arms and legs I sold.  They seemed to be more interested in other parts we didn’t sell.  What irritated me most was when they asked me if any of my own body parts were false and did I take my work home with me?

“And so most of my weekends were well named.  They ended up with me going home early and watching telly on my own.  My time was spent dreaming about women rather than sleeping with them.  I might as well have had a doll of my own.  At least I could give my prototype a thoroughly good testing.”

For the record, his only false parts are his teeth.  But all this embarrassment may have proved to be a blessing in disguise for our unnamed manager.

Today’s adult entertainment industry is proving to be very lucrative.  Although meeting precision targets is proving to be a lot harder than ever before.  Demand for female and male doll’s spare parts is also rising all the time, along with the up and coming finished products.

Roving Mick

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