Blackburn’s Grapes Now Open Again
Posted by Roving Mick on October 1, 2019

Blackburn’s Grapes pub has re-opened. The town centre pub at the junction of King William Street, Northgate and Sudell Cross re-opened in early September.
The new Grapes Town Tavern opening was delayed by a week due to electrical safety precautions, but this didn’t seem to hinder matters. There was a good bunch in the Grapes on my afternoon visit of its Friday opening day.
Three real ales from Thwaites were on sale. I plumped for Gold and was pleased to be charged £2.30 for a pint. There were a lot of familiar faces in the pub, mainly Blackburn Times regulars, also behind the bar were former staff from there. But other nearby King William Street pubs also had some of their punters in to check out this newly opened hostelry. Having an artist and butties on helped boost the crowd, as did their big screens, showing live Ashes test match cricket.
A week is a long time in politics, so said Harold Wilson. But something similar can also be said about happenings with Blackburn town centre’s pub scene. A week later, on my next visit, it was still busy in the Grapes, but not so much in Blackburn Times. After watching the amount of hand pump activity in the Grapes, perhaps this might send a message to Times not to have sour grapes, but to get those cask ale pumps back on again.
Unfortunately it’s going to be a fruitless trip across the road to the Squire, where they won’t be selling real ale for its foreseeable future. Barely a week after the Grapes opened; their nearest neighbour threw in the towel and ceased to be a pub. Word on the ‘grapevine’ is it may become an Indian restaurant. This is not only a bad blow for staff and regulars who went in here, but very annoying too. It was turning into a good run around King William Street and its immediate area. Optimistic eyes were even starting to look towards the Borough maybe being the next one to open.
Unfortunately in Blackburn town centre, it always seems to be two steps forward and one step back these days. But at least the Grapes has made a good start to its new lease of life as a public house. Let’s hope it continues to mature like fine wine and this becomes a vintage year for the Grapes and Blackburn town centre.
Venky’s Try To Pick Up The Pieces
Posted by Roving Mick on September 1, 2019
Blackburn Rovers’ Indian owners, the Venky’s, have decided they want to try and pick up the pieces of their relationship with the fans and have come up with a novel idea to create cohesion on and off the field.

Our Indian owners have been puzzled by the lack of joined-up thinking at the club and are now trying their best to fit in. But they haven’t been going to pieces about it and have come up with a novel scheme called Operation Jigsaw Puzzle.
Scientists believe jigsaw puzzles are not only therapeutic, but also very good for seeing the bigger picture. Encouraging Rovers players to use jigsaw puzzles as part of their training routine could reap great benefits for the team. Solving puzzles helps reinforce connections to our brain cells, even for footballers. This improves mental speed and thought processes. Jigsaw puzzles are especially good for improving short-term memory. This helps us remember different shapes and colours and visualize the bigger picture to figure out which pieces will fit together and which won’t.
There are quite a few jigsaw puzzle terms to be found in the world of football. One only has to think of set pieces and being in the box. One of the most important aspects of being a team member is their ability to be able to fit in. Perhaps the most ironic connection between jigsaw puzzles and Blackburn Rovers is this pastime’s origin. Jigsaw puzzles were invented around 1760 by British engraver and cartographer, John Spilsbury. His surname seems rather apt when remembering some of our recent goalkeepers.
Never ones to miss a business opportunity, it’s not just the players our owners want to encourage to take up solving jigsaw puzzles. They are also trying to persuade Rovers fans to go for a beer in Blues Bar after matches and help put together a giant jigsaw puzzle. Each piece will be numbered and cash prizes will be available to fans who select the winning numbers. Fans can also buy blocks of pieces and win cash prizes when their pieces are drawn out and complete sections of the finished jigsaw puzzle.
A giant Ewood Park jigsaw puzzle is an example of one subject fans would really enjoy putting together. It could include photos of thousands of fragmented fans in the bigger picture, each one a jigsaw piece, numbered and ready to be joined together again. Perhaps one day this could really happen.
The Vampires Of Zakynthos
Posted by Roving Mick on August 1, 2019

Roving Mick and Sylvia recently had an enjoyable holiday in Zakynthos. Their one regret from this trip was how popular they were with the local flying insect life. This inspired Mick to use his great understanding of aesthetics and culture to write a poem about being bitten everywhere by mosquitoes – apart from one place!
The first day of our trip to Zakynthos
Was tastier than Blackpool Rock
But this was for the mosquitoes.
At least they didn’t bite my stick of rock.
They bit me all over my body
My feet while still in their sock.
At least they didn’t in one place
They didn’t bite my hock.
My legs looked like currant cake
With spots a leopard would mock
Yes I would like to change them
But they didn’t bite my springbok
We may as well have been in Africa
With lions and hippo who shock
But worse things are in the river
At least didn’t bite my croc
This biting from these Mosquitoes
Was like a peck from a giant Roc
Sinbad the Sailor couldn’t save us
But they didn’t bite my hammock
Lancashire lads and lasses
We’re very fine Northern stock
Clogs and shawls at the ready
At least they didn’t bite my smock
My timing wasn’t so brilliant
Fascinating said Mr. Spock
The mosquitoes were so logical
At least they didn’t bite my clock
We never took any precautions
Made ourselves a right laughing stock
The Chinese have a remedy
At least they didn’t bite my wock
But something’s started to appear
In a place that’s given me a shock
The little blighters have finally got me
Yes, they’ve bitten me on my c#ck!
Blackburn’s Adelphi To Open Again
Posted by Roving Mick on July 2, 2019

Plans are afoot for Blackburn’s Adelphi pub to re-open in July. The Railway Road establishment is under new management and is in the process of recruiting staff.
Though still owned by Admiral Taverns, the pub will be managed by Farnworth based Change Hospitality. They already manage three other pubs around the Bolton area, including the Market Inn, Farnworth, where this business is located.
Harrison Clayton is the owner of Change Hospitality and behind plans to re-open Blackburn’s Adelphi. I put together a few questions for him which have been raised by punters in Blackburn:
- Your Facebook page says the pub is under new ownership. But is it not owned by Admiral Taverns?
- Have you been inside the pub to have a look at it?
- Do you intend to refurbish this place?
- Have you studied local Facebook comments and looked into the past history of this pub?
- Do you intend to serve food?
- Will real ale be available?
Unfortunately there has been no reply forthcoming from Harrison yet. He is obviously a very busy man, running three pubs and his recruitment business, so his time is probably very limited. No doubt he will have business plans for the Adelphi and his other ventures look to be a good recommendation for what the Blackburn pub’s future could be. But he might find punters at this end of the A666 are going to be more sceptical than those at the other end of the Devil’s Highway. There seem to have been a lot of false dawns with Blackburn’s Adelphi pub. Many people remain convinced it cannot be turned around due to current economic conditions, people’s changing drinking habits and the Adelphi’s reputation.
Various attempts at making a success of the Adelphi have been tried over the years. Sadly, these have proved rather limited. This pub seems to have had a recent history of opening and closing as often as the lion’s eyes on nearby Morrison’s clock chimes. Sadly this clock’s jungle scenes have also been compared to life in the Adelphi. Yet it sits between our railway and bus stations, thousands of people pass this pub every day and a new football season will soon be here with plenty of thirsty fans landing in Blackburn town centre when Rovers are at home.
Hopefully the new regime in charge of the Adelphi can transform this pub into a thriving hostelry its position in the town centre should command. But they have one hell of a task on their hands.
Blackburn’s St John’s Church – After The Fire
Posted by Roving Mick on June 1, 2019

Blackburn town centre’s oldest building, the former parish church of St John the Evangelist, was devastated by a fire in April.
It was home to a gallery, studio, cinema, theatre workshops and various local community groups. These were all thriving, along with the Bureau – Centre for the Arts. Four years of hard work went into getting this fine project up and running. Thankfully, those people behind the Bureau are not the kind who give up without a fight and are continuing with this good work they have been doing, since setting up the centre, in other locations. They are now based in the former Waterloo pub.
St John’s has a lot of affection from my point of view. When Rovers were Premier League Champions, I was unemployed and enrolled on a scheme in here. Blackburn’s Ethnic Minorities Development Association published a newspaper called Aawaz. And this is where I learned all about desktop publishing. It was also the place were my first book was typed out from my spidery longhand hieroglyphics and transcribed into a format for publishing. A year later my book was published and on the shelves.
My book was never going to be everybody’s cup of tea, but it is just one example of how this building has encouraged and developed creativity and culture in our town. All sorts of projects and activities have been started up and assisted in what became the Bureau of Blackburn.
Sadly, this fire has put the building out of action for now, but it raises questions over what future does St John’s church have after this terrible inferno? From looking at the structure, its outer walls look intact, though its interior remains a burnt out shell. Perhaps this building could be repaired and rebuilt and then brought back into use one day. Blackburn may not be Paris and St John’s may not be Notre Dame. But it is still our town centre’s oldest building and up to the fire, was serving our people like it had done since the 18th century.
Many Blackburn people have been helped in some way by this building. Whether it be through religious comfort and counselling or by calling into the Citizen’s Advice Bureau and Council for Voluntary Services, which were both based there for many years. It would be nice to think this building may one day re-open and continue to serve the people of Blackburn once again, for many more years to come.
Venky’s Want Sleeping Pods For Ewood Park
Posted by Roving Mick on May 1, 2019

Due to lack of accommodation in the Blackburn area, Rovers’ Indian owners, the Venky’s, want to install Japanese-style sleeping pods inside Ewood Park.
Venky’s wanted somewhere near Ewood Park to build a hotel. Unfortunately there seemed to be nowhere available. A member of staff suggested they use Ewood Park itself. Parts of the football ground have space available and some bright spark came up with an idea to install Japanese-style sleeping pods.
We know them as pods in this country, but they are not as widely used as they are in Asia where they are known as sleeping capsules. Based on Japan’s famous capsule hotels from the 1970s, they were originally created as accommodation for well-oiled businessmen looking for a few hours to spend the night after they missed their last train home. Capsule hotels have steadily become a global trend. This idea came to a member of staff while they were visiting their local launderette.
One of many annoying problems with today’s football is the frequency with which match kick-off times keep changing. This can be particularly difficult for fans who travel from out of town. It is even worse when games are postponed at the last minute. Some fans can also be caught out due to a lack of availability of public transport during midweek matches. This is especially the case if a match goes to extra time or penalties. It has led to some fans being marooned in Blackburn when matches finish. So having cheap accommodation available in the vicinity of Ewood Park would be very helpful.
Installing sleeping pods would be a fraction of the cost of buying a suitable premises or building a new hotel. A spin off would mean greater use of Blues Bar and extra sales for our club’s in-house catering facilities. Not only Rovers fans would enjoy this benefit, but so could a lot of away fans too. Many of them comment on how cheap beer and food costs in Blackburn and they often vote away days at Rovers as their favourite game of the season. With so many clubs facing financial problems, one of our main objects must be to not only attract football fans to Ewood Park, but to keep them here for as long as possible and part them with their money. Perhaps an offer of a sleeping pod might just be that little bit of an inducement to persuade them to spend even more of their cash at Ewood Park.
Could Blackburn’s Grapes Become A Pub Again?
Posted by Roving Mick on April 1, 2019

Blackburn’s former Grapes pub looks like it could be available as a pub again, following the end of Liz ‘n’ Lil’s café.
Re-opening as a pub is just one of many options for this former Thwaites house, where Northgate meets King William Street and Sudell Cross
This was one pub I never really took to. As a teenager going in here, what used to put me off this place was the number of police officers who used to frequent this establishment. They were easy to spot, coming in the pub in their blue shirts, darker blue ties and regulation footwear. Being coppers, they were usually big blokes and they watched everybody like hawks. After all, coppers are never off-duty, like some of the characters they had their eyes on. This was enough to put off any teenager in the 1970s, gaining this pub its nickname the Sour Grapes.
For some reason police officers seemed to stop going in the Grapes in the 1980s. No doubt this went down very well with many young people and most of the criminal fraternity. But on the other side of the coin, the pub seemed to become very seedy, gradually deteriorating as time moved on. Eventually it closed down and became Liz ‘n’ Lil’s. Now this latest chapter in its history is also coming to an end.
Unfortunately this building is still owned by Thwaites. It does not inspire many of Blackburn’s pub-going community to expect the Grapes to become a public house again. A lot of drinkers say Thwaites have done for Blackburn’s nightlife what Venky’s have done for Rovers.
But our former town centre brewery is open to offers and the Grapes becoming a pub again is not out of the question. Perhaps Daniel Thwaites’ Scottish owners may even be rethinking their practice of sticking restrictive covenants on some of their licensed premises. This has been very anti-competitive over the years, depriving many of us of our locals and favourite watering holes, while the brewery seems to be less interested in brewing beer and more interested in estate management and trying to conjure up phoenixes from burnt down buildings.
But we have proved in Blackburn we don’t need Thwaites anymore. Microbrewers are the future of brewing. Though at the same time, it would be nice to see some of our old pubs return. Wouldn’t it be great if we were able to go for a pint in the Grapes as a pub again? If this could happen; how about the Borough next?
Rovers Bring in Steroid Sniffing Dope Dogs to Ewood Park
Posted by Roving Mick on March 1, 2019
After watching some of the border control programmes on TV, Blackburn Rovers have decided to employ their own Dope Sniffer Dogs.

There are rumours of more stringent tests to detect performance enhancing drugs being brought in by the FA. Football seems to have a good reputation regarding drug use at the moment. There haven’t been stories like those which have blighted cycling and swimming. But this may be because football drug abusers have rarely been caught.
A dog’s sense of smell is reputedly ten thousand times more powerful than that of a human being. Specially trained dogs may even have been used to sniff out early stages of cancer. But it is mainly pursuing escaped criminals from prison and detection of illegal drugs being smuggled through customs which comes to mind when we think of sniffer dogs. Detection dogs are able to recognize and discern a scent, even when it has been masked by another odour. This is because dogs smell in layers, allowing them to detect individual ingredients.
Security forces have been using dogs to find bombs, drugs and other substances for decades. Perhaps this is why most stories of dogs smelling steroids come from them. In 2008 a sniffer dog detected steroids in a car stopped for checking at the Mexican border in El Paso. Steroids were hidden inside the car’s dashboard. This dog’s steroids find led to the arrest of a man trying to smuggle 150 vials of anabolic steroids into the USA.
With glamour and vast rewards offered by football, there could be some impressionable individuals who are tempted to use performance enhancing drugs and steroids to give themselves an unfair advantage over their peers. Sadly for many footballers, their playing career is often very short and most players will never hit the big time. Some may see using drugs as enhancing their one shot at success and all the trappings which follow.
Trappings of a different kind are what the FA are interested in and it is their intention to keep football clean – certainly as far as the playing side is concerned. Blackburn Rovers intend to play their part in this fight against drugs. Not only will playing staff be under scrutiny, but so will fans. Anyone trying to enter Ewood Park under the influence of cocaine, ecstasy, hashish etc., can be expected to run a gauntlet of Fido at the turnstiles.
Fido is hoping his new job at Ewood Park is less stressful than his last one at a well-known airport. He detected LSD which made him high and barbiturates which knocked him out cold. Then he found something which made him relieve himself all over the place.
When airport staff asked his handler what had made him do this, his handler replied: “He’s just found a bomb.”
After this shock to his system, a less explosive atmosphere was required for our doggy detective. Hopefully he’ll never suffer the collie-wobbles again. Let’s hope things will work out much better for Fido at Ewood Park and it won’t be a dog’s life in his new job.
Blackburn Slime Factory Having A Ball
Posted by Roving Mick on February 1, 2019

Blackburn based manufacturer, Zimpli Kids, recently hit the headlines for making a success out of slime. They proved the slippy slope doesn’t always have to lead to failure.
The story of slime starts in the early 20th Century. That’s when the science of synthetic polymers was starting to be explored and amazing discoveries were being made. In the 1920s, scientists laid the groundwork for today’s polymers. A new molecular model of polymers was made suggesting they were formed in long, twisted, chain-like molecules. These models were confirmed later by two scientists using x-rays to study natural rubber (which is also a polymer). It was after this time that development of synthetic polymer and plastic materials really began to take off.
Various companies and corporations have developed and made polymer-based products, like slime, for many years. Early versions of modelling clay using polymers were sold. In 1943, James Wright, was attempting to create a synthetic rubber polymer to help the US war effort during the second world war. He was unable to achieve certain properties he was looking for and put his creation on the shelf thinking it was a failure. A few years later, a salesman for the Dow Corning Corporation was using this ‘failure’ to entertain friends. One guest was intrigued with it and realized that it had potential as a new toy. After being advertised on the Howdy Doody Show in 1957, Silly Putty® became a national toy phenomenon! In December 1968, it went to the Moon on Apollo 8. During the 1980s and into the 90s, various slime-based toys and were introduced by several manufacturers. The slime used was produced from polyvinyl alcohol (PVA), guar gum, and even milk.
Zimpli Kids operates from Blackburn’s Greenbank Business Park in what is now likely to be affectionately nicknamed the Slime Factory. It makes its goo from powder, which it exports all around the world. But unlike some of its overseas competitors, Zimpli Kids manufacturing process does not create an end product which results in poisonous or harmful materials which can be dangerous to children. Their own website has a page dedicated to their product safety and testing certification.
As the old Northern saying states: ‘Where there’s Muck, there’s Brass’. It will be nice if we can say in in our town: ‘Where there’s Gunge, there’s Gold’. Thanks to Zimpli Kids, perhaps one day Blackburn could become the Slime capital of Britain.
Blackburn’s Rock Box Helping The Good Times Roll
Posted by Roving Mick on January 1, 2019

Blackburn town centre has another new pub. Andy and Karen Joss have opened up the Rock Box on King William Street.
Andy’s first foray into the pub trade was nearly a decade ago. His local, the Lion Hotel on Wensley Road, found itself without a landlord. No temporary manager was available at that time, so he stepped into the breach and kept his local open until a new licensee was found. Andy subsequently had spells running the Stop and Rest up Brandy House Brow and the Moorgate Arms on Livesey Branch Road.
This micro pub used to be cocktail bar, Tiki Monkey, conveniently located straight across from our old town hall and next door to the Drummer’s Arms. It is a cosy setting with dimmed light and intimate without being claustrophobic. This helps create a perfect atmosphere for watching classic rock and blues music on their big screens. Real ale is also on sale in the Rock Box. Their opening cask was appropriately Blackburn’s own Three B’s beer and they had two of this local brewery’s ales available when the pub made its debut in early December. Other local real ales are also regularly on sale.
Andy says he wants to help improve Blackburn’s town centre pub culture. The Napier has proved there is a demand for rock music in town. This pub mainly attracts a younger clientele, whereas Andy saw a niche market and his pub focusses on Classic Rock and Blues. Andy enjoys working in the pub trade and hopes to carry on this for as long as he can. He would also like to register his appreciation of the help and support he has received from next door neighbours James and Katy Quayle in the Drummer’s Arms and the team from Shh Bar on Northgate.
The Rock Box is another piece in a jigsaw expanding the north side of Blackburn town centre’s pub availability. Its opening is a very welcome addition to this area, giving even more choice for punters. Interestingly, apart from Livesey Branch Road, King William Street is now the only road in Blackburn where three seven day a week pubs can be found open.
Andy and Karen have put a lot of time, effort and their own money into opening the Rock Box. Let’s hope this good work continues and it leads to even more pubs opening up in our town centre in the future.
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